You haven’t lived until:
You have a mosquito fly into the receiver of your hearing aid. (Think F-17 Cobra landing on your bald spot.);
You find yourself in a stuck elevator with a woman you’ve never seen before while she is having a baby;
You meet a male lion in the hallway of your hotel;
You find an 8 ft. boa constrictor coming out of your toilet bowl;
You find yourself in a knife fight and you don’t have a knife;
Or you drop 4 floors while on top of an elevator cab.
Now you can fill in the blank. You haven’t lived until you… _________________