by Ken Vincent, Columnist & Featured Contributor
[su_dropcap style=”flat”]I[/su_dropcap]T IS ONLY A FEW MONTHS until Obama must again give a state of the union address to congress and the nation. Rather than the usual platitudes, promises, and BS I have take the liberty of drafting what I believe would be an honest status report.
It would go something like this:
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My fellow aliens and those that are American citizens. I have now completed 7 of my 8 years as president and I believe it timely to tell you how things really stand. I think it only proper that I prove my promise of change has been met.
The traditional American Dream has now been effectively squashed. Our new big government tactics have taken control of the health care system and education. We have taken control of the US economy by manipulating interest rates, borrowing untold amounts of money, printing huge quantities of dollars, and driving many into poverty, making them reliant on the government for basic sustenance. That can be verified by the huge increase in our various welfare programs such as housing subsidies, food stamps, child support, and even free cell phones. The cultural and economic power house, the middle class, is shrinking and is under increasing pressure. More and more of our senior citizens are finding the dream of a comfortable retirement is just a dream and not likely to be realized by them or coming generations.
We have successfully increased tensions between minorities and those greedy honkies. Proof of that can be seen in how our DOJ has manipulated tensions in Florida, Ferguson, Missouri, NYC, Baltimore, and numerous other locations.
We have destroyed many of the traditional values of the country. This has been accomplished with the help of the Supreme Court, the DOJ, the Fed, and my many Czars. Those values include traditional marriage, and “In God We Trust” on money, and the ten commandments displayed in public buildings. Of course I would be remiss in not thanking the Dept. of Education for their unending support in degrading our educational system.
We have also been successful in keeping the citizenry quiet and deceived by manipulating various statistics that they so rely on. Things like the rate of inflation, the value of the dollar, and even unemployment.
However, one of our biggest achievements, under the consistent guidance of great men like George Soros, David Axelrod, Jessie Jackson, and Al Sharpton, has been the weakening of those once sacred documents, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
All this has been accomplished because we were able to build a coalition of many minority factions. Those include race, religion, sexual orientation, illegal aliens, environmental extremists, and of course with the support of the major media, the colleges and universities, the chronically lazy and unemployed, and Hollywood.
On the international scene we have had unprecedented successes. By pull our troops out of Iraq prematurely we were able to open the door for our fellow Muslims to create that coming Islamic state of ISIS. We were even able to leave a few hundred billion dollars of weapons, hardware, and ammunition behind for their use. Of course we were able to blame that guy Bush for having gotten into that military action in the first place. Now, some of our military leaders objected to our actions. But, they have been replaced and those remaining are more amiable, or at least less vocal. I also take credit for further destabilizing Mexico by selling guns to the drug cartels. That has yielded an unprecedented influx of illegals into the US and further swelled the ranks of those voting for our programs, increasing our welfare roles, and weakening our educational system.
Now, in order to be fair and present both sides I will admit that some are not happy with our promised change. We can see that in a recent survey that indicated 35% of the citizens would consider becoming expatriates if they could afford to do so. And, yes, 3415 people out of the thousands that did leave the country in 2014 even gave up their citizenship. But, that is only an increase of 1378% over the first year of my presidency. It must also be said that the first quarter of 2015 showed that there would likely be another increase of those dropping their US citizenship by 56% (so we will leave it at that). However, of those saying they would not leave the US, only 10% said they would stay because of the opportunities the country now offered children. So, you see even the bleak news has some good aspects.
So, now that we all understand the great and glorious march I’ve led toward socialism, I urge you to get out there in November and vote for HC so that we can continue our destruction of the reprehensible republic.[/message]