By this point, you’ve all visited the Secret Millennial Research Facility. There’s one right here at the Tang Center. You know, the one where they dangle the carrot on the stick and you run through the maze and at the end you get to choose an Xbox One or a U.S. Government Savings Bond worth $50. Remember how puzzled the guys in the lab coats were when you chose the console? I think I’ve figured it out what’s going on, and the news isn’t good.
via Millennials will not follow the carrot – The Daily Californian.
