1. You firmly believe that the Dyson Ball vacuum is one of the greatest inventions of our time.
2. And infomercials are now pretty damn convincing.
3. You’ve debated which toilet bowl cleaner to purchase.
4. But know exactly which toilet paper to buy.
5. You enjoy going to Bed Bath & Beyond.
6. And Pottery Barn.
7. Candles make you happy.
8. So do new socks.
9. You understand the importance of good Tupperware.
10. You’ve brought a dish over to someone’s home.
11. And you’re still pissed that they haven’t returned it yet.